Looking for something good to read that’s more “real” than facts?
Then look no further. I’ve got enough weird hetero-sex fiction here to last you for a little while at least.
Many of these stories are based on dreams or half-awake visions, so I can’t guarantee they’ll make sense. Some of the stories have more or less sex in them than others, and the sex they have is mostly of the interpersonal-turmoil-narrative type, not the steamy or gross-out type (in other words, don’t expect Penthouse Forum or Hot-Hot Action here).
Also see the separate pages for The Myrtle of Venus and The Perfect Couple, two long-form fiction works by me.
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- ‘She makes pithy remarks about women who are so flat it’s pathetic….’
- “Miss Sally’s Place has had three or four Miss Sallys….”
- “She can see his eyes capturing her figure….”
- “The walls are impracticably tall for a cold climate….”
- Your Video Date.
- A group of girls has an early practice in sneering at other women’s “perfect” bodies.
- Hell is Perfection.
- A new magazine simulates a date with a ‘Real Girlfriend’
- ‘A Variety of Female Smiles for the Actress or Caricaturist…’
- A young widow decides only the most carefully-planned sex could complete her own Return to Life
- An outline for a fictional memoir of one of The Nakeds, employed by major corporations to do nothing but be beautiful
- Two sets of parents do all they can to Prevent the Inevitable, the coupling of one couple’s daughter and the other couple’s son–a mating which just might end everything
- A Matchmaking Mom will do anything to force her son out of his inhibitions; failing that, she’ll do anything to market him to girls without his knowledge
- A lonely man tries to escape his city’s official Family Day and finds a real-enough family to call his own
- A hack musician tries to write the ultimate Baseball Song
- Male-fantasy lesbians take on lesbian-fantasy males in the Battle of the Stereotypes
- A woman is surprised to find herself the Beneficiary of gender double standards
- The Best Fucks In Town try to teach sexual freedom to their teen kids
- A former sex worker performs her quota of Community Service
- Dream Club
- A lonely insurance accountant builds a basement Dream Village
- It’s Elliot Gould Week on the Late Movie!
- Everything I Really, Really Needed to Know…
- The Family Interview reveals secrets most families keep secret
- Story Fragments, none longer than two paragraphs
- A warehouse-store Front Line Caller has a tragic date at a comedy club
- George and Girls, not quite a match made in Heaven
- A linear explanation of God As I Understand Him
- The Groupie In Winter mourns the passing of her music scene
- Prowling in the supermarkets for Hungry Men
- I’ll Do Anything!, the tale of a younger man, an older woman, and window washing
- A teen runaway schemes to start a new life as Miss Inga Person
- The Male Feminist Convention turns a major hotel upside down
- Surviving in the Matriarchy, conjecture about how society might have evolved
- A few of My Past Lives
- The Naked Earth, my third (and, to date, last) sci-fi story
- A list of Naked Women and What They Do
- A man escapes from a surreal prison experiment and into New Identity
- A struggling artist, in search of rent money, insists she is Not A Prostitute
- A pubescent girl lives in fear of inheriting her mother’s Odd-Shaped Breasts
- The naming of Planet Susan, the second sci-fi story I ever wrote
- The Punk Auntie Mame tries to instill some fighting spirit into her vulnerable niece
- Eat Cafe Concept, a punk sitcom soap opera set in a small town
- Eat Cafe Pilot
- RoboBug and the Killer Insects, a comic book story of tragic science fantasy
- SadElf in the Land of the GladElves, a slightly curved kiddie story
- A proposed 1994 ad parody for a Seattle Scene Chess Set
- A Sibling Rivalry pits a popular girl against her less-popular brother
- The Sisterhood of Philip, college women learn to share resources
- The most popular girl in school puts a would-be protegee to The Test
- A computer game Tip Sheet
- What Price Freedom?, a parable of disorientation and futile bachelorhood
- The confessions of A Woman Who Likes Men
In 2000-2001, I experimented with a set of continuing characters. The result, in my opinion, was one good little parable, “A Dot-Com Christmas Carol:”
