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A CHANGE OF SEASONS
Sep 19th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

Just a couple days ahead of schedule, autumn has suddenly and decidedly settled upon the PacNW region. The outdoor color scheme is so impressionistic; the cloud cover is imposing yet comforting at the same time. I’m truly home.

ON THIS DAY…
Dec 25th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…of Snowtopia ’08’s final flourish of flurries, we must say goodbye to Eartha Kitt, Ms. “Santa Baby” herself. I had the privilege of seeing her at Jazz Alley sometime in the mid-1990s. She was still as sultry and saucy as ever. I knew I was in the presence of a living goddess; and so did everyone else in the room.

DAMN, IT’S SAD…
Dec 24th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…to see the snow-melting rains appear, even though we all knew they had to appear one day.

Snowtopia ‘08 does leave me with one question: If Seattle refuses to put salt on its roads, how about Mrs. Dash instead?

CONTINUING OUR THESIS…
Dec 23rd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…that snow in the city should be seen as an adventure rather than an ordeal, Eli Sanders chimes in with thoughts on how to embrace and extend isolated incidents of a “culture of street joy.”

SNOWTOPIA, DAY TEN
Dec 22nd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08


So we’ve finally had it. The Big One. The Perfect Storm (Western Washington version). The utter catastrophe the TV stations breathlessly threatened/promised every fall and winter since at least 1991.

I won’t disparge the impact this has had on the homeless (who deserve a better lot in life year round).

And the big snow’s timing has left thousands unable to leave or enter the area for holiday reunions; not to mention leaving already-troubled retailers bereft of holiday shoppers.

And, no matter what week it occurs, a snow like this will be tough for car commuters and truck shippers. This time, it also hit bus and train travelers hard.


But damn if it isn’t the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

And the most joyous.


The first non-sticky flakes of Saturday the 13th were all the “white Christmas” miracle I’d come to expect here in the ol’ Puget Sound convergence zone. It was lite; it was white; it went away.

The local newscasts (which, like their counterparts on stations across the country, are built and budgeted exactly for these huge visual-crisis moments) promised/threatened an even huger blast the following Wednesday.

It didn’t happen.

Those of us who’d been through this in the past figured, “Ah, of course. They’ll always threaten but not deliver.”


Then, in the predawn hours of Thursday, the big snow came.

And came.

And came some more.

For four days.

Without getting into crude sexual puns, let me simply state how much I’ve loved it.

As I’ve written here in the past, snow in Seattle is a rare treat. It turns us all into children. Most of us can’t do our normal daily dreary work lives. All we can do is play, and coccoon, and enjoy the company of whoever’s closest to us, and reconnect with those in our most immediate vicinity.

And enjoy the blanket of pure precipitory wonder.


But by this point, even a Snow Miser like me feels a little melancholy while walking through the winter wonderland.

Can there be such a thing as too much beauty, too much joy?

When does it turn into, as the cliche goes, a “great and terrible beauty”?

Sooner for many other people than for me, that’s for sure.

But now, I’m starting to feel the ten-day itch.

At some point, any holiday from the ordinary must conclude.

Lovers who’ve ignored the world beyond one another’s arms must resume doing whatever they do to stay fed. Children must return to school. Trucks must be able to get stuff to and from us. The wheels of commerce must turn again.

But the visceral memories remain—of street sledding on flattened cardboard boxes, of mugs of cocoa or Irish coffee thawing frozen fingers, of strangers becoming instant allies inthe great adventure, of our normal wintery dim grey turned blinding white.

A final thought: It just so happened that this snowapalooza occurred around and on the solstice, the day after which everything becomes just a little brighter. This has been the last winter solstice of the Bush era; the economy’s in the undisputed dumps, the nation’s civic fabric is in tatters, but the hope of better times already beckons.

‘TIS TRULY…
Dec 18th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…a wonderful, wonderful day in Seattle. Work is kaput today, for grownups and schoolchildren alike. It’s a day for frolicking, for bundling up, for keeping warm with cocoa and rum and loved ones, for staying off those damned highways and getting to know your own neighborhood for perhaps the first time. Now if you’ll excuse me, a snowflake just knocked on my window inviting me out.

JUST CALL ME SNOW MISER
Dec 14th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

Longtime readers of this feature know I simply adore snow in the city. It makes everything beautiful. It makes everyone a wide-eyed child (except for those grumps who can only curse the driving conditions). This is a glorious day in Seatown.

ON THIS…
Feb 7th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

mighty blustery day, here’s what’s nooze:

STUPOR TUESDAY…
Feb 6th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…is over, and the party races are just as muddled as before. In other nooze:

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA…
Feb 2nd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…discover the shocking fact that skiers like snow in the mountains. In other nooze:

  • The UW’s latest big fundraising campaign hit its goal five months early. No word whether they’ll just keep going to fund that new stadium remodel.
  • Capitol Hill activists hope to prevent another spate of gay-bashing crimes this next summer.
  • Driving in snowy mountain passes is tough. Attacking a snowplow driver sure doesn’t help.
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