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SO WE NON-CALIFORNIANS…
May 27th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

…got to pout n’ protest against California’s supreme court when it upheld that state’s anti-gay-marriage initiative.

As I wrote here last fall, it’s always fun to snipe about the state that thinks it’s so superior to the rest of us.

(Of course, longtime readers know that when I snipe at Calif., I also snipe at people here whose only idea how to improve Wash. is to blindly copy everything that’s been done there.

As if everything done there would always work here.

As if everything done there even worked there.)

But, as speakers at Tuesday’s Westlake Park rally asked, why don’t all these local protesters do more to get legal gay marriage in this state?

Well, some are.

We’ve now got the great compromise that is “civil unions.”

(And as one Daily Kos diarist put it, Tuesday’s Calif. ruling seems to pave the way for a similar compromise there.)

But plenty of activists insist that “the legal equivalent of marriage under another name” just ain’t the same thing as marriage.

And they’re right.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND…
May 19th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

…a whiff of the jargon, but it’s nice to know somebody acknowledges the existence of “Pacific Northwest English.”

THE GTE LANDLINE PHONE AREAS…
May 13th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

…around here, that were merged into Verizon in 2000, will now be sold off to Frontier Communications. The AP story hereby linked refers to Frontier as a company that focuses “on serving small towns and rural areas.” As if Redmond and Lynnwood still fit that description.

WAZZU RESEARCHERS ASK,…
May 8th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

“What’s a green job anyway?”

YA KNOW, INSTEAD…
Mar 25th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

…of complainin’ and protestin’ all the time about that dumbheaded Prop 8 down in Californ-i-yay, you all could do something to support improved domestic-partner rights in our very own state. Like right here.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION BUT FOR A GOOD CAUSE
Jan 30th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready tells state legislators about his gastrointestinal sufferings.

THE GOOD TIMES WERE KILLING US
Dec 11th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

(Apologies to Lynda Barry): A coalition of local government and nonprofit groups has issued its fourth triannual Communities Count report, documenting how King County residents live and/or survive. The full report’s online; a highly condensed version was issued as a tabloid circular in Thursday’s local dailies.

A lot of it’s not pretty, as seen in these headlines from the report’s newsprint version:

“The gap between rich and poor continues to grow.”

“Almost half of all jobs available in King County do not pay a living wage.”

“The richest fifth earn nearly half of the county’s income.”

“Public transportation doesn’t work for working parents.”

“Too many lack health insurance.”

“Domestic violence continues to be a major problem.”

These research-backed statements are based on long-term trends that far predate the current crap in the “larger” economy. The material lives of non-zillionaires have sputtered, stuttered, and slowly sank WHILE the urban condo towers and the suburban McMansions sprouted, while the financial markets boomed, while countless purveyors of “luxury” products and services emerged, while upscale slick local magazines came into print hawking fabulous leisure lifestyles.

STATE TO BAN DISHWASHING DETERGENTS…
Jun 17th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…with phosphates: Remember, when Cascade is outlawed, only outlaws will have sheeting action.

RETURN TO WHOVILLE
May 21st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

A kind reader recently gave me a 1927 hardcover book, Who’s Who in Washington State. (I’ll show a scan of the handsome cover as soon as Blogger lets me.)

It was published in Seattle by one Arthur H. Allen. His preface calls the book “the story of human activity, the successes and failures of forward-looking individuals who have not only conceived projects but have had the courage either to successfully carry them through, or to lay a ground work which resulted in final completion.”

He also promises, “An effort will be made in the next edition of Who’s Who in Washington State to list the names of more women.” As far as I’ve been able to tell, there wasn’t another edition, at least not by Allen; later books by the same name were apparently published in 1949 and 1963 by others.

The tome’s 240 pages are crammed with tiny-type, one-paragraph bios. Most of the subjects are businessmen and lawyers, with a few doctors, government officials, and educators added into the mix.

The Fisher family (then of Fisher Flouring Mills, now of KOMO and related properties) is handily represented. William Boeing, however, is listed alone, with no relatives. Such pioneer family names as Yesler, Boren, and Denny are missing altogether. So are druggist George Bartell, banker Joshua Green, and the shoe-selling Nordstroms (though the families behind Frederick & Nelson and The Bon Marche are duly included).

Those who are in the book, and whom I’d heard of, include real-estate titan Henry Broderick, longtime P-I sportswriter Royal Brougham, nursery owner Charles Malmo, UW prof Edmond Meany, naturalist/writer Floyd Schmoe (whom I’d met in his old age), lumbermen Charles Stimson and John Weyerhaeuser, Seattle Times publisher Clarence Blethen, PACCAR cofounder William Pigott, and seed packager Charles Lilly (his firm later became Lilly-Miller).

But it’s the names I’d never heard of that particularly fascinate me.

Names like Alice Rollit Cole (”teacher of expression and dramatic reader”), Walton Lindsay Fulp (”supt. Carnation Milk Products Co., Kent”), O.H. Woody (”Mgr. and publisher, the Okanogan Independent”), and Anna Elisibit Green Grant (”owner S.O.S. Placement Bureau”).

These are some of the people who helped made this state great. They, and a few million others even more obscure. It’s fun to open the book to any random name (say, “Fleming, Howard Glenn, v-p. Snoboy Fruit Distributors”), and make up an imagined full life story for the person, complete with parents, spouse(s), children, likes/dislikes, triumphs/frustrations, hopes/fears, and ultimate life’s regret, if any.

WHO IN WASHINGTON…
Feb 11th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…could possibly resist the clarion call of Obamamania? Douglas County, that’s who.

In other nooze:

  • As you probably don’t recall, the reason WashState has both caucuses and primaries is because Bush pere’s people cried foul after Pat Robertson’s people swamped our ‘88 GOP caucuses. This time, it’s Huckabee’s people crying foul.
  • Your Museum of Flight: Singlehandedly bringing back the stewardess fetish.
  • Note to KEXP main man John Richards: You can host a local Seattle show, or you can move to NYC. Choose one.
  • Developers’ plans for the part of First United Methodist that won’t be saved: One of them angular, reflective glass towers you see in 60 Minutes segments about emerging Far Eastern capitals.
  • Doesn’t anybody wanna buy Getty Images?
  • Actual headline (for the print version of this story): “How far will Microsoft go to overcome Yahoo’s rejection?” Some handy tips: Chocolate, self-esteem classes, regular gym workouts, a ‘pity party’ with friends, a nice cry, then get on with your own life.
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