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P.J. O’ROURKE VISITS…
Jan 4th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

…Disneyland’s Tomorrowland-of-yesterday for The Atlantic and asks whatever happened to the human imagination.

That’s close to something I’ve been asking for a long time: Whatever happened to the future?

The two are highly intertwined, as O’Rourke’s essay implies. Without a working imagination, an individual or a society can’t foresee a compelling vision of tomorrow, let alone implement it.

This situation goes far beyond mere theme-park attractions, beyond the unending post-apocalyptic cliches in novels and movies.

You could see this utopia-deficiency among those liberals and radicals who spent the 27 years prior to this past year conveniently moping that everything was going to hell and nothing could really be done about it so why bother.

You could see it among those conservatives and business hustlers who spent the same years propagating a social zeitgeist of I-got-mine-screw-you.

And it ties in with a current project of mine.

I’m in the process of writing a futuristic story, in the form of a graphic-novel script. It’s a simple story, but it’s set in a complex world. Its setting is a future America that’s neither utopia nor dystopia, in which machines have progressed and the environment’s been “saved” and many other things have happened, but in which individual humans are just as fallible and their social structures just as imperfect as ever (albeit “different” in many intriguing ways).

When I’ve told people about it, I’ve had to repeatedly explain to them that my particular story’s “back story” includes no apocalyptic event between our “now” and the characters’ “now.” No nuclear wars, no eco-catastrophes, no corporate-military coups, no alien invasions, no mass genetic mutations.

It’s as if we’d lost the very ability to imagine an Earth on which things just happen, at their own various paces, with various results, with which people learn to live.

ALL WILL BE FINE IN TWENTY-OUGHT-NINE!
Jan 1st, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

As usual, this annual list (the most reliable of its type published anywhere) reports the people, places, and things that will become hot or hot-hot during the following year, not necessarily what’s hot or not-hot now. If you think everything that’s big just keeps getting bigger, you probably bought WaMu stock in ‘06.


INSVILLE

OUTSKI

Facebook

MySpace (still)


Cinnamon

Teal

Saving Detroit (the place)

Saving the Big Three

Light rail (at last!)


Replacing SR 520

Fleet Foxes

Vampire Weekend

Sounders FC


Seahawks

Doers

Hustlers

Compassion

Consumption

Walking


Pilates

iPod Touch (still)

Zune (but you knew that)

Twitter

Texting

Demise of the neocons

Demise of analog TV

Rock Band 2

Autotune

Inclusionism

PC purity


WorldChanging.org

Hip cynicism

The Daily Beast

The Drudge Report

Ultra-local banks

“Too big to fail” banks


Drum-and-bass revival

Hair-metal revival

Amateur porn

Corporate porn

Decline of daytime soaps

Decline of daily newspapers

Renton

Issaquah

Extreme ballroom dancing

Drum circles

Neuroscience


Big Pharma

Luke and Noah (As the World Turns)

Luke and Laura

Netbooks

Blackberry

New silent movies


Mumblecore movies

“Obama’s too conservative”

“Obama’s too liberal”

Kress IGA

Whole Foods

Skyway

South Park

Jimmy Fallon

Leno in prime time

Naps

Smoke breaks


Etsy.com

Forever 21

Abby Elliott

Andy Samberg

Dim sum

Pho

K Street (Tacoma)

K Street (DC)


Lust

Avarice


Bridge

World of Warcraft
JUST ABOUT ANY…
Jul 31st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…pre-existing story property can now become the basis of “fan fiction,” erotic or otherwise. Even 1984.

HAPPY 46TH BIRTHDAY…
Apr 21st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…to the Century 21 Exposition, better known as the 1961 Seattle World’s Fair. So much has been written, some of it at this site, about the fair as the city’s official coming-out party, the event that put the town on the proverbial map and kick-started its fine-arts scene, whilst leaving a “permanent legacy” in the Seattle Center complex.

Less frequently mentioned is the fair’s most important and most forgotten legacy, its utopian attitude.

The fair occurred in the days before the ’60s assassinations, during the . The Vietnam war was still a small-scale police action. The civil rights movement had started to make waves. The new science of contraception promised to eradicate overpopulation and associated sufferings. Western Europe had finally recovered from WWII’s aftermath. America had two spankin’-new states to welcome into its civic bosom. Peace and prosperity seemed like true possibilities at the peak of JFK’s “Camelot” era.

More important locally, it was the dawn of jet travel. The world had grown hours or even days closer. Beyond that, the whole of outer space awaited our exploration.

In this milieu of memes, the fair’s buildings and exhibitors promised a great big beautiful tomorrow.

It doesn’t matter that the fair’s specific predictions about lifestyles and technologies didn’t come to pass. (Domed cities, nuclear-powered everything, etc.) For that matter, they didn’t predict women in corporate management or the Internet.

What matters is that, eight years into the century prophesied at the fair, we’ve lost that confident progressive spirit.

Now, some of us are trying to bring back that forward-looking spirit. This group includes those who’ve coalesced around a guy who was still in diapers when the fair opened.

EVERYTHING’S GREAT IN TWENTY-OUGHT-EIGHT!
Jan 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

As always, this, the most accurate In/Out list published anywhere, compiles what will become hot and less-hot in the upcoming year, not necessarily what’s hot and less-hot at this current point in time. If you believe everything that’s hot now will just keep getting hotter in the future, we’ve got some subprime mortgage hedge funds to sell you.


INSVILLE

OUTSKI

Aqua Dots

Meth


Judgment

Blind faith

Micro-cars

Mega-churches

Movies based on musicals


Musicals based on movies

Quiet intelligence

Loud stupidity

Living wages


Mega Millions

Building affordable housing

Saving the mortgage industry

Interdependence

Co-dependence

Blood Orange


Iris Blue

John C. Reilly

Dane Cook

Saving the Crocodile

Saving the Fun Forest (alas)

Public sex

Private armies

The Week

Wired

Keith Olbermann

Lou Dobbs


Erin Brown

Keira Knightley

Paula Deen

Rachael Ray

Dr. Oz

Judge Judy


iPhone (still)

Amazon Kindle

Strong women

Train-wreck divas

Carbon footprints

Airport fingerprints

DiSo

MySpace

News

Fake news

“Mumblecore”


“Threequels”

Recycling electronics

Separating food waste

Lust

Luxury

Loonies


Greenbacks

Uglies

High School Musical

Wii

Zune

Hoarding regular light bulbs

Collecting Presidential dollars

Abigail Breslin

Miley Cyrus

Smart car (at last)

Dumb politicians


Leopard

Vista

Band of Horses

MercyMe

Sara Gruen

James Patterson

Viral video

Bird flu


Blu-ray

HD-DVD


Vancouver Olympics

Beijing Olympics


Buenos Aires

Havana


Talking Rain

Vitamin Water


Honeybee Hop

Dance Dance Revolution


Real life

Second Life


Quebec City

Oklahoma City
CREATIVE CLASS WAR
Aug 13th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey 07

David Thornburg warns that “The real challenge to the US is not our loss of high-skilled repetitive jobs to India, but the fact that we are losing our creative edge to other countries more than happy to invent the future without us.”

I SWEAR, I DON’T FEEL A DAY OLDER THAN 49
Jun 12th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey 07

Thanks to the 50-plus people who partied with me last Friday as I became 50-plus. (No, I don’t have any pix. I’m not that self-centered.)

I don’t think of myself as an oldster. Some generous people have said I don’t look like one, either. Except for a strange craving for afternoon naps I started having last year, I still see myself as the frustrated ex-college student trying to get his life started already. (I was going to write that I still feel like a 25-year-old, but that didn’t mean I was going to get one.)

It turns out there’s one celebrity born on my day in my year: Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams. He even made a circuitous reference to his birthday in the strip published that day.

Other folks sharing the great six/eight include Frank Lloyd Wright, Jerry Stiller, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Kanye West, Nancy Sinatra, Sonia Braga (herself still fabulous), Griffin Dunne, Supreme Court Justice Byron White, Joan Rivers, Mariner Kenji Johjima, Picket Fences costar Kathy Baker, James Darren, Bernie Casey, Colin Baker, DNA researcher Francis Crick, and some obscure Brit named Tim Berners-Lee who thought up something called the World Wide Web.

(Alas, I also share my special day with My Lai killer William Calley and Satan-spawner Barbara Bush.)

A birthday, especially one that’s a nice round number, traditionally represents a good time to look back at things.

I remember a few things about my early years–watching that primitive, five-channel television (one of my lifelong loves); teaching myself to read newspapers at around age three-and-a-half (another of my lifelong loves); getting bullied by the older kids; leaving the bucolic outskirts of Olympia (long before That College was ever built) for the comparatively sterile foothills east of Marysville (long before its casino- and sprawl-driven boom); being bored to tears by school and household chores; repeatedly discovering that a jock town held no particular fondness for smart but un-athletic boys; finding little to no interest in most bad-boy style recreations (drinking, smoking, drugging, cussing, driving, fighting); feeling imprisoned out in the (then) countryside; wishing as hell that I was among real streets and sidewalks; sitting and squirming in the back seat of a ‘57 Chevy station wagon (we eventually became a “Ford family”); finding and losing religion; seeing my first live rock concert (a promo gig at the opening of a new housing development with The New Yorkers, later known as the Hudson Brothers); and discovering sex at the exact same time that the mass media did (hence failing to learn the valuable lesson that my culture had been lying to me all this time).

And I remember the day we all went to the Seattle World’s Fair. I basked in a real city experience. I stared in awe at the attractions. I calculated I’d be in my forties when all these wonderful techno-utopian predictions would come to pass. (I don’t miss not having a flying car; but the peace, prosperity, and progress they promised would still be nice.)

I might have more on this later, but I don’t guarantee it.

FROM HIS STANDPOINT…
Aug 22nd, 2005 by Clark Humphrey 05

…in the once-hoppin’ town of Kansas City, our favorite TV critic Aaron Barnhart thinks Wired magazine’s “TV of Tomorrow” issue doesn’t go far enough. Barnhart foresees a TV that’s not just from NY/LA/SF anymore: “…It’s not a stretch to imagine high-quality drama and comedy shows someday originating from St. Paul or Cleveland or Dallas or … or … Kansas City.”

OUR MAIN MAN HOWARD ZINN…
Dec 6th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey 04

…insists on “The Optimism of Uncertainty:” “To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness. What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives.”

I STILL BELIEVE IN THE FUTURE,…
Jul 28th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey 04

…dammit, so I still want to see in real life some of the proposals depicted at Transportation Futuristics. Yes, that includes the Monorail.

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