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WHEN WOMEN HAD WINGS
Oct 8th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

Hooters just opened in South Park, the first national chain restaurant in that defiantly unchained pocket neighborhood.

(Update 10/11/09: I got there today. It’s really in Boulevard Park, a tiny commercial strip separated from the South Park neighborhood by a lonely highway overpass. A McDonald’s already exists along this strip.)

I don’t particularly care for Hooters.

I really don’t care for essays that attack Hooters from the standpoint of simplistic gender-ideology, such as Lindy West’s piece in the Stranger.

On the other hand, I love the comment thread following West’s piece.

The commenters hit upon some important points West had elided past:

  • Is Hooters’ food really any good? (Some say yes; others insist on the superiority of locally-owned hot wing emporia such as Wing Dome.)
  • Is the “Hooters Girl” image demeaning to all women? (Some say yes; some say no; I say there’s no such thing as “all women.”)
  • Is it wrong to use sex to sell stuff? (If so, many commenters note, the Stranger would be at least as guilty.)
  • Are West and the Stranger contradicting their “sex positive” stance? (I say no, they’re simply overriding it with a stance that’s even more vital to “alt” culture—the stance of sneering at anything to do with “the wrong kind of white people”.)

West, most of the commenters, and I agree on one point—the Hooters Girl look (apparently inspired by the sorority-slut uniforms in the 1979 sexploitation film H.O.T.S.) is, to all of us, decidedly unsexy.

And the whole Hooters aesthetic/experience conjures association with/nostalgia for fraternity-sorority bonding, but is profoundly anti-intellectual and anti-education. The apparent ideal Hooters customer is an adult who went to college but didn’t learn anything.

WHO-KNEW? DEPT.
May 1st, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

“Better diets more costly.”

THEY’RE MAKING BUTTERFINGER BARS WITH CAFFEINE…
Mar 12th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

these days. As if the kiddies weren’t hyper enough already.

GOOD NEWS DEPT.
Feb 19th, 2009 by Clark Humphrey 09

Seattle’s own Pizzeria Pagliacci has its 30th anniversary today, with 95-cent slices. I had two, at the original location on University Way. (Yes, I’d been there in its opening week.) Both of today’s slices were right out of the oven. They were slick, sloppy, greasy, gooey, and utterly satisfying.

IN THE MID-’80S,…
Dec 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…some clever entrepreneur finally caught the idea of putting out officially licensed Popeye brand bagged spinach. It took another two decades for somebody else (specifically, Safeway (which, despite the oft-spread urban legend, IS NOT and NEVER WAS “owned by the Mormons”)) to come up with officially licensed Bugs Bunny carrots!

Bugs Bunny brand carrots image

(Thanx and a hat tip to Matthew Hunter of Golden Age Cartoons.)

SUGAR-FREE SUGAR
Nov 24th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08


If anyone has a reasonable explanation for this, please tell me.

I’VE BEEN RISING…
Oct 20th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…at ungodly predawn hours this past month, schleppin’ to a suburban temp job. Writing hasn’t been among my biggest compulsions upon arriving home. Sorry.

There are still things worth mentioning, to be sure:


  • ANDY’S DINER IS SAVED!
    Well, at least the historic building on Fourth Avenue South, assembled from vintage railroad cars. It now houses a Chinese restaurant, bearing the appropriate title of Orient Express.

  • OUR PAL DAVID NEIWERT
    has done his own Sarah Palin research, direct from Alaska. It confirms just about the worst you’ve heard about her.

  • I’VE BEEN SILENT
    about other election stuff, but someone else has handily provided a Sensible Guide to Voting in Washington.

  • A FOOD DELIVERY TRUCK
    tipped over on a Tacoma highway, spilling 45,000 pounds of chocolate, ice cream, deli meats, and hot dogs. Mmm, the four great tastes that taste great together.
DICK DASTARDLY’S DAUGHTER…
Jul 1st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

(really) has today’s vulvic-imagery-in-a-consumer-product image. It’s for margarine. Bearing the name of Lee Iacocca. You know the puns you’ll see in the item’s comment thread.

MORE FUN GENERATED…
Jun 23rd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08

…by people with far too much time on their hands: A comprehensive guide to fictional breakfast cereals.

IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE!
Jun 19th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey 08


Kress IGA, that is, as of 7 a.m. this morning. I’m happy.

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